well try working at volvo,,,,,,,,,,, all the cars are SOOOOOO dull and boring

we had a new car in the car park the other day,,,,,,,,, looked good but was just a glance,,,,,,,,, i commented to the area manager " finally volvo make a car i can look at and not grab my pillow" and then he comments and says,,,,,,,,,,,,, "thats the BMW where sending to auction,,,,,,,, you sure you worked with cars before"

AINT MY FOOKING FAULT ALL FUCKING VOLVOS ARE SILVER AND THEY AINT CHANGED THE WAY THEY LOOK FOR 400 YEARS , the only way to tell what model of volvo your looking at is to look at the boot for the fucking badge




BUT has to be said that ANY estate that comes with 4 pot brakes and 36mill thick 330mil, brakes is a nice car

shame thats the bosses car and not mine though