I had a dude in Golf VR6 giving it large through town. He didnt bait me down to his level although I did give it a little spurt to get away from the prick.

Pull up at the lights and its a left hand drive VR6 so he is right next to me. He winds window down and asks how much power im pushing...needless to say I laughed in his face and whilst pointing at his car said "Alot more than you"

The look on his face was priceless

Lights changed and he sped off while I calmy drove off slowly