My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Twice a week we go to a nice resturant, have some food, a little wine and companionship.
She goes Tuesday and I go Friday.
We sleep in seperate beds,
Her's in Sydney mine in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary,
"Somewhere I haven't been for a long time:
So I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands, if I let go,
she shops.
She has a electric blender, and electric toaster and a electric bread maker.
When she said that she had to many gadgets, but no where to sit down,
I bought her a electric chair.
I married Miss Right, I just didn't know that her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to her for eighteen months-I don't like to interupt her.
The last time we had a fight, it was my fault.
She asked " what's on the telly,
I said "Dust"
Remember that marriage is the number one cause of all divorces.
Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested,
Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
And since then, neither God nor man has rested !!