T5's are not that fast anyway, me and a mate were having a play

( late at night, empty dual carridgeway) I was in my wanky renault 19 16V, he was in his 280BHP rear drive sapphire, and unfortuantly a T5 saw us as we came across a roundabout very quickly

( again, safe as you can see through it so no chance of clattering a civillian

), as I was obviously behind, and already had 11 points, I pulled over and put my hazards on as the coppers came round the island, hoping that if I pleaded with them they would let me off with a bollocking,

but they just fooking shot past after my mate

, so of course I did one sharpish, rang my mate to tell him they were after him, but he was already long gone

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But I would never run from the law, oh no, its really really naughty and makes them cross

fun though