Thing is she asked where I live so I say Southend... we talk a bit more asks me my name... half hour later she comes back with a few possible addresses where i could possibly live... now that says fooking weird / borderline stalker to me...
dude, it's probably a mate winding you up...
I seriously hope you're right
I've been getting the piss taken out of my over women by my mates over the last few weeks so could well be
Its really Claire, aged 47 from Hammersmith, 4'7 with visible ginger beard and a moonroof in her head ..happy now
On the plus side you can share razors in the morning
LOL, please tell me you're joking