Originally Posted by b19BAL

Hey you know when you go to a corner shop and buy you a chocolate and then its now quite what you expect, well that happened to me today, i was in there with chryl who is my cousin and has a child called david who is two, he wants to be a fireman when he grows up but im not sure thats such a great idea because with the terrorist threat increasing in this country by the day its possible it could lead to his death, but on the other hand its good to have a job where you feel worthwhile, speaking of jobs i changed my job this week for the 4th time to basically exavtly the same job that i had before but its for a different company, no one on here has heard of either company but i expect they will all care loads about it so i will start a sperate post about that.

So i took this chocolate bar home and started unwrapping it on the sofa, its one that we got from ikea, its wooden but im not convinced its real wood, its probably that reconstituted stuff thats basically the wood equivalent of chicken nuggets, which are deep fat friend and not very healthy for you, but thats ok cause i dont really care too much about my health anyway, the good thing about being ginger is that being dead doesnt seem that bad an alternative.

As i was unwrapping it in front of the telly John Prescot came on, here is a right twat i though as he is always making cockups like telling people to use public transport more and then using 3 jags to go 200 yards or whatever.

As i bit into the kit kat it wasnt like it normally is, instead it was cholocate all the way through.