PMSL one of the funniest things i've read

this is clasic:

Q: Hi I was wondering if you can use your product on animals ? I run a shelter for old nags and to be honest they are a pain in the arse to look after and also not very good for anything.So I was wondering if your device could increase thier strengh a bit(it does mention an increase in horse power)and I could then use them in the local coal mine ?

A: Someone did raise the question as to whether they can power humans, and the answer was yes. You will need a wiring diagram for your Nags, and the ECU is usually located next to the liver, though you have to enter through the arse. Once fitted, the resistor will allow you Nag to dig more efficiently than a thousand monkeys with a thousand pick axes.