hope me jack and wheel brace are ok though

oh ji m if ya pull up ya get more power than ya own weight so standing is the wrong direction anyway

i remember breaking me little toe, ws fitting new skirting boards to me old flat, couldnt be arsed to finish it off and said id do it tommorow , 3 weeks later i get up late for work run round the house and kick the bit of skit sticking out i never finsihed, seperated it another direction and i was still heading towards the bathroom, toe was going back to bed

fook me the pain, couldnt get me shoe on due to the swelling, went the the hospital ( i admit i cant handle pain )

the cant do fook all but say ooo thats painfull, have to paracetomol and ya gonna have to wear slipers

good luck at ford fair with ya harry potter slipers jim