from round the corner from me asked if she could go into my back garden
to inspect her fur trees, i said yeah help yaself.

walking up the drive she says to me `oohhh i like your porsche`, then wandered over to the trees.

few minutes she came back and said `yes thanks for that, they look ok,
i do like your porsche you know`

i said its not a porsche, its a sierra cosworth

she replies `mmm are you sure ? `

old biddys, great stuff