Some funnmy stuff there

Edinburgh "Oh what a culturally superior city, our festival is the envy of the arts world, and our architecture is simply glorious. The parliament building is worth every penny and just look at the views from the top of Arthur's Seat".

Bollocks. It's a cunt of a place, full of junkie cunts and cunts who sponge off Daddy till they are 35 and get a job in the "city". Trainspotting was the only accurate view of this shit-hole, and even that was written by a cunt!