Was gonna post these on the sunday, but only just sorted the data cable out for the phone. Sorry for pants quality
Anyway, me and a mate are sitting in the car having a relaxing smoke, whilst watching some pleb in a cav (with butane canister) spitting (fake) flames out his exhaust.
Then some matey grabs some paper cups, burns a few of those, pretty harmless, but still stupid.
Then the bloke wanders off, and comes back with a half dead christmas tree
Yep, you got it.......
Then guess who turns up.....

By the time this lot got there all that was left was a skeleton of a burnt xmas tree
Never seen someone run so fucking fast in my life once they saw the police