My mate does an impression of a Tourettes sufferer at the bar when were out in the Bigg Market sometimes , it goes summit like ............

Can I have a pint of......COCKS TITS ARSE CUNT FUCKA.....snakebite please pet and honestly if any of you can stand for laughing .

And before you`s all start I know its a horrible disease but at least those kids on the programme are trying to laugh about it