Can we have a title change to "Shell and Chips" birthdays stu, or is shell going to complain at sharing it with someone who overshadows her beauty?


Jay, you ARE fooking well coming, its not optional, i will drive to your house, at which point we will jump in your car, i will fill it up with petrol for you, i will pay for a twin room for us, and i will put petrol in to drive us back down to your house.

And i will pay for your food and drinks all evening if i have to too, it just wouldnt be the same without you mate