some silly fuckers van had a faulty handbrake so all he done was put it into 1st gear and walked away. it popped out and rolled down the road just hitting mine

i was parked up. he nearly drove off to the wanker but the fella next door blocked him in and they started arguing so they sent down 8 police officers in 2 vans

but they were all sound and saw what had happened which was good for me.