Mines been thw weirdest xmas ever - I didn't get a single pair of socks, and no smellies

I did, however, get the obligatory pair of gloves in the ol' xmas stocking tho - I swear my mum must think I wear them so much they wear out as she buys me a pair EVERY year In reality I just lose them and don't bother telling her as I know she'll get me another pair anyway