That girl was so far up her own arse... and her 'Tom Foolery' was shite.

Personally if someone had just given me a shit load of money to help make me famous the fact I'd had to give her something, that she was going use to promote my products.


Perhaps they just needed to spend a little time together.. let their cycles syncronise....


I thought the Umbrella guy had a great idea and product.... couldnt believe they failed to invest in that.

Imagine an Umbrella printed with an RS logo on it at National Day and it started raining ?

At a football ground by every exit, in the teams colours, you come out, its raining.. you get a brolly in your teams colours, give it to the kids when you get home.

In every mainline station up and down the country.

Seemed a no brainer to me......