Un FOOKING Believable!!

You have jinxed me you Bastard!!


I walked into teh kitchen with some plates and stuff, and my 6680 in my hand, saw the fooker slipping, so performed a kind of mad juggle, bounced it off my knee, then my foot, only to boot it firmly into....





















The dogs bastard waterbowl!!





It croaked then went off!!


BOLLOX!!


Well, at least we will see now if my own advice fooking works eh? Best had do, its not bastard insured!!!