fook me

some people

bought a patress and front plate for a single socket as one of ours is cracked, and a 3 way square plug (crimbo lights )

had to pop to bank 1st as had no money at all on me

anyway, bill comes to £5.13, i give the guy a tenner, he says he hasnt got any pound coins have i got the 13p. I say no, so he PROCEEDS to fookin count out £2 worth in 5p's, some 10ps, why the fook couldnt he give me a five pound note (yes I saw one in the till).

13p!!! He prolly made £3 profit on my ass

rant over, but here is what im left with, oh well the takeaway driver is getting it later