I rang work and said to my boss bout what the doc said.

His first words were "Fuck, howd you get that? Been sucking on a cows ass?"

I said i was way too rough to come in today, he goes "Yea you can fucking keep well away from us with that, you aint coming in all week"

But i can do most of it from home, on the net, anyhow, so sorted.

Fuck me i feel rough as tho!