Just on the topic of under 25's not knowing what a Cossie is......had 1 lad say "its not a cossie...its too short to be a cossie!!" and another 1 that said "I like it but, i'd take that spoiler off!!!".................twat.
Remember one night pulling up at my local Shell To put the usual 55 quids worth of optimax in the 3 Door, when group of right little chavs came over and said
"That cars fat! where did you get your bodykit from!"
I said it left ford like that in 1987 and I quote
"nah man don't lie, do ya fink i'm stupid or some fink!"
At that point I jumped in and sailed sideways off the four court

Rich