Originally Posted by timrud
My mate was working on his drive and the house a couple of doors down has an annoying dog which they lock out so it howls to get back in.
My mate ran inside, due the phonebook out, luckily found there number and text it..
"Shut the dog up or I will come round and kill it"
It soon went in

That's all well and good but doesn't it tell the recipient of your text your mob number?