n Irish woman visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her

husband's sex drive. "What about trying Vi agra?", asks the doctor. "Not

a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem",

replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." A

week later she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas

horrid. Just terrible, Doctor." "Really? What happened?, asked the

doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't

I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped himself straight up, with

a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one

swoop of his arm, he sent ! the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me

clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad,

passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?, asked the doctor. "Do you mean you didn't enjoy it?"

"Of course I did doctor! Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25

years. But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.!!!".