I know a guy who thinks he knows everything. I'll put it in point form as i can't be arsed typing loads!!!
1. His 130bhp 206 GTi with 1/2 ton of ice can beat 230bhp RS turbos
2.His 130bhp 206 GTi with 1/2 ton of ice can beat 300bhp 200sx's
3. His mate has an Escort Gti with 220bhp - funny how my 150bhp RS 2000 had it isn't it?
4. He has actually done and can do ANY engine conversion into any car.
5. If you question his 'knowledge' you get "do you know who i am?" Yes you are possibly the largest twat in existance. Reply - "i'll get you done in!"