The other night I was driving home from work at 1a.m. to find 2 police cars and a police van outside a house where a man had kicked the front door in to a woman's house and was going ape sh*t with her. As I passed them, one pulled out behind me, blue lights come on and I was pulled for having my number plate on my dash and not the front of the car (it had been ripped off a week earlier and was just waiting for my new plate through the post)

He then proceeded to tell me how he'd done a group of lads the night before for doing donuts at a similar time of night with their stereos blaring out because they didn't go home when he said and that we were all the same with which my reply was how i'd met a knobhead copper in town and it was becoming apparent that all coppers were the same.

Thing is am I just stupid or is there something disturbing about a copper leaving 1. a girl & 2. his colleagues to deal with a bloke that broke into a house, gave a woman a kicking and could have gone further just to give me a £30 fine for a broken number plate... man I wanted to crack him