I reckon this needs to stop right here and now.

Obviously I'm expecting a barrage of abuse and shouts of STFU etc etc, but why would anyone want to copy Dave?

This is man who openly wears a pink shirt, and even recently admitted to snapping his cock in half whilst taking someone up the arse.

So there you go. Not only is it not particularly funny, but you are emulating a man with very dubious lifestyle choices