Paul says......



"Dearest Damian ,

I'm sorry that I cannot afford a bigger bike, but my father left me in March, and since he has gone I have been struggling to keep my finances in order, because I only earn £4.50 an hour picking up litter in Burgees Park and I have 3 kids to feed. I have had this job since I got sacked from the pie shop, I got caught stealing pies to give to YOU, Damo!

So, if you find it in your heart to forgive me for having a small chopper. I would love to see you again this Friday at 8pm, as per usual behind Crayford dog track "