Originally Posted by SPADGE
Originally Posted by SimonT
Oh right ok
He offered to fix my HP laptop once but then wasn't too keen when i asked him to
Swerv when was this 'next day delivery' supposed to be?
He was told your name was because you were a girl who:
Sucks
Penis
And
Doesnt
Gag
Ever
So he made the offer to help, then he found out you were some ugly old bloke and changed his mind