Howdy All. Not been on for a while but my ears were burning, so just popped on to clear a couple of things up...

1: There has never been a blow job moment between myself and Dave Escos. Just a lot of rumours from boys who were clearly bored of my dad's bigger than your dad arguments.

2: There has never been a blow job moment between myself and Rich Pon, much as I love him. That was just a bad angle for a photo to be taken.. seriously! (Where is Adam when you need him?!)

3: Yes USL and I are hardly bestest buddies (and no, no blow jobs there either ) she was unreservedly rude to my mates, soooo nearly hit my car and was soooo rude about it afterwards. I was forceably restrained. There's not many people I dislike as much. Put it this way, if she was on fire I wouldn't pee on her... even if I really really needed to go!

That is all