a few years ago i was out on the piss with a few m8's we had to walk home
not far only a mile or so, so we set off laughing and stagering home when we
notice my m8's mrs is missing fook where is she no where to be seen so i
go back down the road to look for her when she suddenly appears in her car
run's me over carried me down the road on her bonet hit's the brake's and throws me into the main road and stops thank fook, no lights on she only saw me
on the bonet a couple of m8's scraped me up put me in the car and took me
home, i was well fucked could hardly walk for a week but could not turn her in