Most are pretty good, but some, fuuuuck me then gettin sacked soon, they spackos

This one lad on a trial period now, he got degrees and allsorts but hes fookin useless.
Thought Ispwich and Norwich were both counties. Then few mins later asked what county Essex was in
Driving over a bridge crossing the motorway the other day he goes to the other fitter "Whats motorways that?" M5 mate "So it goes both directions does it?" WTF
Took him 6 hours to drive the 2hrs to centre of London on mon.
Took him 4hours to drive the 40mins to Walsall today.

And thats jus a small sample of why hes gona be fired