You actually come across as serious
mate all the people i dont have time for i dont waste my time stalking them on the net and making fun of em, for example jim galbally i used to class as a sound bloke, what he done that 1 time proved hes a class a tosser, i dont waste my time on here having digs at him, im polite and i ust get on with it
the point about the net is its ment to be like watching the TV, somthing to do and chill out at life to helo ignore the the stress of life
when im in the pub i make fun of the people i have the most respect for, i wouldnt make fun of a person whos down on his luck and then it gets taken the wrong way
but i admit that there have been times when people think im serious or io have a view that people dont like and i still say it anyway like when stu HONESTLY thought i was a womaniser and i was with a missus who i had no respect for
now what kind of idiot builds a life with someone they cant stand ( and is aware of it at the time

), my missus is my best mate and the only person i trust in this life, i make fun of her as niothing i say about is true at all so she wont take offence and the people who read and think they know her from what they read are not worth knowing anyway tbh
so in 1 sentance, NO i really aint being serious so you can dead bolt the front door again and stop pretending you was just going out