ive got one simlar to that
this old dear come's into our work for some petrol , parks on the wromd side of the pump .
cant be bothered moving the car round to the other side as her friend is taking her out ,
gives me the keys ( she only want's a fiver of petrol ).
i say what do you want me to move it
no she says i'm leaving .
ok isaid why are we doing work on it
no she replys ( thats when i get the story about her friend )
she say's she will call back later
ok ( then we start taking bets if she will turn up ).
she does turn up pay for her petrol and then drive home in her hire car ( as she tore the back bumper of her's)
she sets off slipping the clutch on the limmiter in first ( by this point we are all on th floor crying )
30 mins later she walks back to the garage asking for her car keys??
we tell her she has allready taken the car after 10 mins of telling her this she goes away .
it turns out after she left the garage she went to the post office and left the car there , walked home and then came back to the garage thinking it was there

i tell you these people should not be allowed to drive
hope you're leg gets better by the way