Just got to this old blokes house, to fit a new screen to his corsa. It took him 5 mins to answer the door, no shit, he must of been about 90

I asked him if i was at the right house as i couldn't see him bein able to drive. He said it was in the agare and he will get it out for me (the car that is)

Ok, so i went back to the van, got the new screen out, and began to prep it.

15 mins passed, and he just managed to get out the house, open the garage door and get in the car, 5 mins later he starts the car

He reverses out of the garage, and gets it a little wrong, ending up in his neighbours grvel board divide between the two properties, so he spend the next 10 mins movin backwards and forwards tryin to straighten up, his neightbout in jest looked at me and said "do you get paid danger money" i had to laugh, but the next bit didn't make me laugh as much

The old giffer had finally straightend up and was reversing towards me, infact, gettin a bit too close, holy shit, he's gonna hit the glass, so i grab the stand and drag it with the glass on 5 foot backwards, now pressed against the side of my van.

Then BANG

Its all a bit hazey from there on, suffice to say i was pinned to the side of my van by the car and the glass, just spent 4 hours down A an E. luckily for me, only my right knee is fooked, i managed to rip my trousers and spil a "quantity" of blood.

Off work methinks for a while now, cant walk

Worst thing is, the neighbour had to run over and tell the old bloke that he was pinning me to the van, as he was oblivious to what was going on

His licence needs revoking.....................

And he drives around clacton on a daily basis

Oh, well more time to sit at home and wait for car bits