i have dun that b4 when i was a bus conductor funny as fook aint it
best one was when i left liverpoos street bus was full sum nob jumpt on and askd nicle for him to get off as i could go as we was full he dident listen so i got off told the driver not to move and sat at the bus stop 10 mins later he got off calld me a cunt and i sed thanks i may be a cunt but i wont be late for work