Englishman, Jamaican, and a Welshman all sat in the waiting room at the maternity hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth.
All of a sudden a nurse comes in all excited.
"Gentlemen, you are all fathers now! You've all had sons, and extraordinarily, they were all born at exactly the same time."
"This has caused us a little bit of confusion though, as to whose baby is whose, but I'm sure we'll have this mix-up sorted shortly though."
She leads the three guys through to the ward where the three babies are in cots side by side.
The Englishman rushes straight to the cot containing the Jamaican baby, picks up the infant, and starts making a fuss of him as any new father would.
"Erm... " says the nurse, "when I said there was a mix-up, we are actually quite confident of who the Afro-Carribean child belongs to."
"Bollocks!" says the Englishman, "one of these other two is Welsh, and I'm taking no fookin chances!"