Quality not having access to a cushty office we have to resort to welding a bar across peoples steel toecaps boots, putting the YTS/school leaver cup of tea making type pleb in an 45gal oil drum and welding bars across so he cant get out, then hit with a 2lb hammer everytime you walk past dignity at work, whats that then? got a million and one stories that would probably get you sacked from 99.9% of firms, except ours