Originally Posted by neilm
Bloke :
'Oi ! YOU !!!..... Elton Fookin John... Come here.....!
Dingy :
'Errrrrr yes mate.. is there a problem ?
Bloke :
'Dont mate me yer little c*nt !.... you were driving like a fookin eejit out there'
Dingy :
'I dont know what you mean sir.....
Bloke :
'Fookin 167 miles a fookin hour...... in an auld Escort... I ask you just..... calm it down will you or yer out........... and that goes for you gobshites sniggering over there.... any more of this and you're all going home.....you hear me ?!!'
"Errrrrrrr, it was 169 actually"
puddy
