I was coming home from town pissed up once, one of my mates picked me and my friend up to give us a lift - us being pissed decided we wanted him to drive us to our local dogging spot for a laugh...
Got there and there were a few cars but nothing going on, until this big white van came in - drove right up to our bumper blocking us in and put his lights on full beam and wouldnt turn them off
I've never been so scared in my life

Turns out it was the guys cousin taking the piss