wassup dude
How about some uplifting proverbs
"Hope springs eternal"
"All things good to know are difficult to learn"
There's this site:
http://www.quotesandsayings.com/proverbial.htm
There's some good uns on there but what the fuck is this all about

"The blind man is laughing at the bald head" next time I see a blind man and he laughs, I'm gonna nut him