Cyprus is the bollocks. Well the Greek Southern part, not the NorthEast bit owned by greasy pervy Turks

Everything is daft cheap compared to here barring chocolate for some reason.

Most people speak good english anyhow, even in the non-tourist bits.

Go to pretty much any food shop and they got the same stuff they sell in the UK.

If was me id want to live in or around Larnaca where most my family live, its big but you still got shithot beaches etc etc too, and is only short drives to the rest of it anyhow.

Tis hot, looks lovely, warm clear sea (that clear you can watch fish swimming underneath you!), etc etc etc.

I defy anyone to be able to drown their either, the sea is so salty you could probably still float if you had lead weights tied to your feet.

Some shit-hot fast cars out there too.