My brothers girlfirend started telling him (whilst watching the last shuttle launch) that infact they didnt need to worry about floating about as they had finally invented anti gravity! and they would stick to the floors as normal! (Yes she was serious, she said it like she was telling him some news item she had seen on the telly.) My bro then stared at her for a few seconds (probably in disbelief and frustration) and said something like "B1tch, youve been watching too much star trek" lol. I laughed my ass off when he told me.

Shes close to 30 years old btw.

Next one is my missuses mum. She was with a friend who had just met a new chap, she was advised that this guy had a very large nose and she should not stare or talk about it. The guy obviously had a complex about his giant nose. So they meet and go back to her house all together for a nice chat etc. She goes to make tea, puts the kettle on pops her head round the kitchen door and asks...................."oh Frank, how many sugars do you take in your nose!!!!"

I was laughing so much at that point I didnt listen to the outcome....not pretty though I bet.



LOL