For your information, a couple of weeks ago, in the Odeon cinema,
Festival Park, a person sat on something sharp in one of the seats. When
she stood up to see what it was, a needle was found poking through the
seat with an attached note saying, "You have been infected with HIV".
that's funny, it ain't been in any of the local papers for like.....ever
worst thing you'll catch from Festival Park is scally'itus