been in Dumfries all weekend..

got back 1/2 hour ago and wonder where all my neighbours cars are



i live in a row of 4 terraced houses on a bend and we usually park our cars on the pavement outside...



last night about 3am, some pissed up wanker decides to nick a van and drive at 100mph down our road, smashes into 3 cars over the other side of the road and then careered into the 3 outside our house !!!!



6 FOOKING CARS WROTE OFF

I feel sooooo lucky as it was a snap descision on friday to have a weekend away and if i would have been at home my car would have been about the size of a fag packet



everyones jealous of me now because i have the only car on my street




i might go and put some lottery on