actually the FUNNIEST thing thats ever happened when i first got with my missus was when we was in a local shithole pub,,,,,,,its a bit of a rough place at times as its a late drink

anyway i was having a laugh at the bar with a few people i dont know, missus new em though as there people her uncle knows

anyway a while later i went toilet and bumped into one of them, he had a walking stick, was chatting ect and fook knows how but i ended up in a deep conversation with him, we started talking about how he got his limp ect, he said it was a hammer on his knees, i started to take the piss as ya would when ya drunk and he told me about it would never happen again now hes got his stick, now i must have been in the toilet a while as the missus got soo worried that she came in to see if i was ok, at that time she walked in the geezer is showing me his stick has a fooking blade in it, james bond style, but shes just opened the door and seen a bloke i was chatting too pull a sword out infront of me, she new nothing and JUMPED on the bloke to protect me ( see shes a good girl at heart)

but thats another funny thing that happened when we just got together


these days its eastenders and dirty nappies, how times have changed