Originally Posted by chip-3door

a man walks into his bedroom late one evening with a sheep under his arm - waking his wife who sits up in bed and looks at him and Flossy in horror....

"this is the pig i've been sleeping with every time you have a headache" he says

his wife, looking confused, said "i think you'll find that's a sheep"

"i think you'll find i'm talking to the sheep" he replies....