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Old 21-11-2005, 10:26 AM
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I first heard of Michelle on a tv programme years ago, IIRC it was a red Escort cabrio with the USL numberplate - didn't she used to 'MC/present' whatever you call it at Mean Street Cruise with Adam Rayner? Know she did Anglia cruise years ago at Foxhall Stadium Ipswich in some black hotpant outfit with fishnets. Remember everyone cheering at one central day at santa pod when she was running the Ecos. Thankfully? Never saw her on any forums, shes certainly had her 15 minutes of fame, everyone knows who she is!

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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Did I hear she tried launching her Cos out of a meet and broke it or something?
Pmsl not sure about that but i rememer her missing a gear after she launched it
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Old 21-11-2005, 10:29 AM
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She appeared on TV once if I recall and they interviewed her, she had her orig USL car... a cabriolet I think.

I can recall loads of funny things involving her....
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Old 21-11-2005, 10:32 AM
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Did I hear she tried launching her Cos out of a meet and broke it or something?
Pmsl not sure about that but i rememer her missing a gear after she launched it
That might have been it. You know what the old Chinese Whispers is like

It starts with Tony bumping into a trolley in Tesco's and by the end of the day he barrel rolled it 40 times racing an F40
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Old 21-11-2005, 10:37 AM
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There's only one thread left on RSOC bb where she has posted... and one of her mates reckons she's retired at the age of 30...... hahahahahaha 30 my arse!!!!
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Old 21-11-2005, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
I first heard of Michelle on a tv programme years ago, IIRC it was a red Escort cabrio with the USL numberplate - didn't she used to 'MC/present' whatever you call it at Mean Street Cruise with Adam Rayner? Know she did Anglia cruise years ago at Foxhall Stadium Ipswich in some black hotpant outfit with fishnets. Remember everyone cheering at one central day at santa pod when she was running the Ecos. Thankfully? Never saw her on any forums, shes certainly had her 15 minutes of fame, everyone knows who she is!

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They cheered because she did a 16.5 quarter mile in her alleged 500bhp cos. Might have even been 17.5 secs but she made a right cock-up doing it. Matt Bell will remember more.
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Old 21-11-2005, 10:46 AM
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I cannot believe no fucker has this saved!!!

Here ya go



Mooooooooooose

Lynne - I was gonna put up that picture of Andy's T-Shirt....But you got there before me
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Old 21-11-2005, 10:47 AM
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16.5 sec ź

Our old 2i done it in 16.9 when it was featured last year. Could have got more for it if I'd known it could match a 500bhp Cossie
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They cheered because she did a 16.5 quarter mile in her alleged 500bhp cos. Might have even been 17.5 secs but she made a right cock-up doing it.

Maybe it was more 'jeering' when she lined up then!

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Old 21-11-2005, 10:52 AM
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Does anybody know where she actually is now?
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Who cares!!!
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Does anybody know where she actually is now?
Prisoner Cell Block H
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Remember her in an RS Turbo shootout in Max Power in the late 90s.

Even then, when she wasnt so fat (jus ugly) they said "self proclaimed" ultra sexy lady, as theyd never say it.

and she carried round a bucket with "michelles bucket" written on it, tho i doubt it was as scabby and fishy as the real one
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Old 21-11-2005, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by diamonds
Originally Posted by Oranoco
Does anybody know where she actually is now?
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Diamonds wants to know................


So he can throw one up her back!!



PS my missus hates her, she was always trying to chat me & jase Ripp up!!!
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
i doubt it was as scabby and fishy as the real one














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Does anybody know where she actually is now?
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Diamonds wants to know................


So he can throw one up her back!!

nooooo
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Well if you throw one up her back you ain't got to look at the front
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Old 21-11-2005, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Well if you throw one up her back you ain't got to look at the front
Exactly

Lou im taking one for the team so dont worry
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Well if you throw one up her back you ain't got to look at the front
But thats the sort of imagine that gets BURNED into your mind!!

Lights on or off!!

I'd have to finish myself off....................
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Ohhh me fookin sides
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Originally Posted by diamonds
Originally Posted by Oranoco
Well if you throw one up her back you ain't got to look at the front
Exactly

Lou im taking one for the team so dont worry
yeah yeah
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Old 21-11-2005, 11:08 AM
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lordy is this a real person that was on the forum or just some random wongun everyones found pics of
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Don't actually know if she ever posted on here or not
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Oh mate she was real!!!!!!!!




Stuff nighmare's are made of!!!

Didn't she start telling everyone off RSOC BB that her boyfriend was going to batter them at meets?!?!?
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Originally Posted by Redkop
When she was allegedly a model <cough>


PMSL @ the peeling fake tan.


I'd still happily splatter her tits in baby making juice though TBH
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Remember her in an RS Turbo shootout in Max Power in the late 90s.

Even then, when she wasnt so fat (jus ugly) they said "self proclaimed" ultra sexy lady, as theyd never say it.

and she carried round a bucket with "michelles bucket" written on it, tho i doubt it was as scabby and fishy as the real one
Andy went to that and when he came home, his exact words were " I can still hear that gobby bird's voice even now"

A load of us were camping the night before a Middx show at Staines Rugby Club... most of us were well hammered when she turns up, dressed in motorbike leathers. She came across to us saying 'hello' I sort of mumbled a reply 'Oh you're on a bike?' - everyone thought I'd said 'Oh you're a bike' Needless to say that set everyone off in hysterics and she soon moved away.
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I'd rather knock one off & roll over safe n sound in the knowledge i'd not be waking up next to that!!!!
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Originally Posted by Franco
Oh mate she was real!!!!!!!!




Stuff nighmare's are made of!!!

Didn't she start telling everyone off RSOC BB that her boyfriend was going to batter them at meets?!?!?
Yep she did - her first ever post on ScoobyNet was a classic and I just had to correct her... bet she didn't expect to see me on there. haha

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=106347
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Trust Rad to start something like this!

I'm abit young to know anything about her but fuck me you lot have made me laugh, she must have been a total fuckin loser!

Oh my sides, especially about the Michelin Suit!
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Thanks for reply Nikki, I can 110% guarantee I will not be getting a Scooby, I am the Chairwoman of the RSOC and have modelling/presented with Fords for 7 years. But hey they are fun and mates keep me playing with there scoobs, for the taste!
USL



Oh the pain!!
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Originally Posted by Franco
I'd rather knock one off & roll over safe n sound in the knowledge i'd not be waking up next to that!!!!


I need more days off. Posts like this make it so worth while
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Is she talking about airfix models?!?!??!?!


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The Dingy vs USL threads used to be absolutely hilarious.
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Originally Posted by mattstantfromscoobynet
sniff sniff starting to smell a bit fishy this one.
Chairwoman of the rsoc board who doesnt know how to upload pictures????.

are you imatruckas in disguise
AFPMSL
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The 'typo' she made was the best bit

I am the Chairwoman of the RSOC
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Originally Posted by Franco
I'd rather knock one off & roll over safe n sound in the knowledge i'd not be waking up next to that!!!!


I need more days off. Posts like this make it so worth while
Know what you mean there mate! Soooooooooo funny!
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Some1 find this dingy post!!!!!

I think im in love!!!!!

Pete...
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fuckinell I wish I was around back then

this board needs more disillusioned munters to rip the piss out off
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