BlueSmoke

I was just thinking about that thing in the news with the not bad 24yr old teacher kissing that young lad, and how it said she liked to tease her pupils etc.

Got me thinking, we should have a fun topic about teachers at school. Bizarre, funny, maybe even sexy stories

I'll kick things off with a couple of my teachers.

The firs tone, I forget her name. She was probably 45, and looked like a ropey old age version of Pammy. Never thought anything of it until her porno past surfaced and came back to haunt her

It turned out that she had either been in a porno mag or a vid, I think it was a mag cause I'm sure I remember people getting hold of the pics

She didn't last very long after that


Another funny one was this little woman we got for biology. She was about 4ft tall and couldn't reach the top of the whiteboard, so she had to ask this tall lad, Lee, to wipe the board clean for her, unless she chose to stand on a chair.

Now this was the funny as part, because this middle aged lady had a penchant for wearing see through skirts with a thong

She actually seemed totally oblivious to the snickering and whispering that went on behind her every time she turned around

I don't know how she got away with it tbh

And what about the perverts who manage to become teachers, eh?

Our headmaster was a right one. He used to summon the girls with short skirts on to his office and then he would proceed to get down and measure their skirts with his ruler (not THAT ruler, you dirty lot! ) using the excuse that he was proving they were not "regulation length"

And then there's the obligatory gay PE staff

We had a guy called Mr Gray, whom most kids referred to as Mr Gay

One time in rugby practise he asked this lad (Lee again) who he always seemed to like to come out and help him demonstrate a tackle.

Innocent enough, you may think.... but alas! When he went into the tackle the teacher grabbed his balls The lad pushed him off and the teacher said "what are you doing?" so the lad gave the classic reply "sir, you tackled my fucking tackle!!"

Mind you, we lads got off lightly compared to the girls and their big butch ginger lesbian PE teacher

Hope that brightens up everybody's afternoons!

Come on folks, let's hear your daft tales!

RichardPON

I had a quality teacher called Mr Wills (History).

We're all sat on the train one Monday morning, and reading the Sun, and lo and behold, it's Mr Wills in Deirdre's PhotoCasebook!

You're never seen so many people looking forward to History class that day!

BlueSmoke

That one's quality!