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Old 20-09-2010, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
No as Jesus was a fictional person, so therefore there can be no bloodline. Science is where its at, not religion.
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the only thing i know is, 2010 years ago, something big must have happened for the date to be set to 0/0/00, what that was we will probably never know 100% until time travel is aloud/invented, was it something world rulers came up with and made the bible and any other bible type book of the time see it as some magical event, i don't believe, but then something tells me maybe something did happen, and if mary was married why the hell was she still a virgin, and if the inn was full, travelodge would have had space!!!!
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Originally Posted by FastFordChris
theres still no documented proof it actually happend, although everyone "knows" it did but its still speculation.
What an utterly retarded statement. Of course there's proof. I'm sure the millions of Jews who lost loved ones would love to hear the deaths described as 'speculation'.

Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
THIS is why dan brown is a GENIOUS... he made stupid people think they were clever for "getting" his books

which by the way are FICTION
Fiction yes, but with some hugely intriguing facts woven into it. He's not the first person to write about this stuff, just the most famous.

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the only thing i know is, 2010 years ago, something big must have happened for the date to be set to 0/0/00
It wasn't 2010 years ago, and nor was he born on 25th December! Those are 'modern day' corruptions.
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He was born in the summertime when you see the research and there is no year "00", you have bc and then ad which is why there is a descrepa cy with dates etc

We could argue till the cows came home as we are still strugglingtow work out stuuf from this melenium so fuck looking fobstuff from 2000 years ago


They've even prooved the shroud of Turin is a fake so where does that leave you?
Old 20-09-2010, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
the fact is jesus is the sun of god,,,,,, AKA eye of horus AKA eye of rah

sun of god ACTUALLY ment Sun FROM God,,,,,, the actual sun as that is what keeps us alive and night time bad this happen which is when the demons come out,,,,,, or devil or what ever fairy story you was told in the times thousends off years ago before we had passionford to keep us entertained

so the blood line of jesus,,,,, its about as real as the mitchell family blood line
Aren't you describing the Anti Christ?
The all seeing eye, is a Satanic symbol.
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Originally Posted by dojj
They've even prooved the shroud of Turin is a fake so where does that leave you?
A fake what? It is a shroud?

The tests were carried out on a 'repaired' section of the shroud, and there was a whole lot of oddness going on, so the carbon date tests are hugely unreliable.

I'm not for one second suggesting it is Jesus' shroud, but it is a very interesting relic.
Old 20-09-2010, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
You can believe that a man named Jesus existed without believing all the shit that comes along with the name.

There were a lot of people like him, preaching to 'disciples', it's just that somehow, for whatever reason Jesus came out on top. Then influential people carried on preaching his crap, and time has focused, mutated and grossly exaggerated his story. This story was then taken 'as gospel' by billions of people, some added their own twist, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Nailhead will and truely hit.

Im sure there was a person on whom some of the stories in the bible are loosely based who did a few cool party tricks to grab attention and then gave some good advice about being nice to each other, and was possibly deluded enough to think he was the direct son of god.
So to say he doesnt exist is daft, its just a massive exageration IMHO
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Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
THIS is why dan brown is a GENIOUS... he made stupid people think they were clever for "getting" his books

which by the way are FICTION

spelling Genius wrong when calling other people Stupid = BIG FAIL!
Old 20-09-2010, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
spelling Genius wrong when calling other people Stupid = BIG FAIL!
Caring about typos on a forum = even bigger fail
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sludge. your BBQ link doesnt work mate. you need to add in the www.

also read the bit about 'why use us '
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Originally Posted by Porkie
also read the bit about 'why use us '
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
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Old 20-09-2010, 11:58 AM
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Old 20-09-2010, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Doubts? 6 million Jews were killed. Unless you're Nick Griffin, or an utter bell piece there are no doubts.
As with 9/11 you are arguing against the most extreme of views there pal. The proper question is HOW many not "if" it happened at all. The extremists say "it never happened", the sensible people simply question the amount of people killed.

There have certainly been worst Holocausts in recent history, so why is that one the one that most people remember?
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Originally Posted by Graham S1
There have certainly been worst Holocausts in recent history, so why is that one the one that most people remember?
Because its the one closest to home I guess, its relatively recent and its only 500 miles away.

So people identify more with it than with other examples.
Old 20-09-2010, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Graham S1
As with 9/11 you are arguing against the most extreme of views there pal. The proper question is HOW many not "if" it happened at all. The extremists say "it never happened", the sensible people simply question the amount of people killed.
I was responding to the comment that there was 'doubts that it ever happened'. My figure of 6 million was used to prove a point. However I agree that figure is open to debate, but it's 'known' that a massive number of people were killed. Suggesting that Jews may not have actually been gased still remains an offensively dim-witted statement.

Originally Posted by Graham S1
There have certainly been worst Holocausts in recent history, so why is that one the one that most people remember?
Probably because it happened in Europe. We Europeans tend to ignore genocide when it doesn't involve our neighbours. It was also inexorably linked to a War with our country, at a time when we wanted reasons to hate the Nazis. Concentration camps and gas chambers allowed us to bomb them without guilt.
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talking about the holocaust, hitler once said:

'I have met with the antichrist, he scared the hell out of me'



...what the hell did he mean by that?! then again he has said and done a lot
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Originally Posted by Kam B
talking about the holocaust, hitler once said:

'I have met with the antichrist, he scared the hell out of me'



...what the hell did he mean by that?! then again he has said and done a lot
Is that something hitler said in english, or is it some dodgy translation of something he said in german?
Old 20-09-2010, 12:34 PM
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Yeah, in english, he was fluent in it as well as hebrew.
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Originally Posted by Kam B
Yeah, in english, he was fluent in it as well as hebrew.
What is your source for the quote?

Would need to see it in context before commenting.
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Originally Posted by The Sludge
i know-not finished yet, only built last week and published the weekend
Don't put it out then yet mate.

you could put potential customers off through looking unprofessional in my opinion.


Good luck with finishing site and new venture
Old 20-09-2010, 01:40 PM
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There is no blood line for jesus "AS I AM STILL HERE"
opologys for not getting here sooner was busy trying to organise a atmosphere on mars so when weve fuck the earth up we have somewhere else to fuck up all over again yayyy.

So I sincerly hope this has cleared up a few unanswered questions

Regards Doug (JC)

P.S. Im also available for kiddies parties , hen doo's , stag doo's , opening events particulay shopping centres.
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Originally Posted by Kam B
talking about the holocaust, hitler once said:

'I have met with the antichrist, he scared the hell out of me'

wasnt he also drugged up to the eyeballs most days?
Old 20-09-2010, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by RobL
wasnt he also drugged up to the eyeballs most days?
majority of the high level hun were, but that's another thread
Old 20-09-2010, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
majority of the high level hun were, but that's another thread
Come to think of it most notable people in history were on drugs come to think of it! Whether it be opium, laudanum, heroin...
Old 20-09-2010, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Come to think of it most notable people in history were on drugs come to think of it! Whether it be opium, laudanum, heroin...
yeah true, the question is if i get a nice little crack habit can i take over the world
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
yeah true, the question is if i get a nice little crack habit can i take over the world
I think a lot of the time it happens the other way around.

"right, we've taken over most of the world, im bored now, hmm, heroin, that seems a good idea"
Old 20-09-2010, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by bythomson
...he was only asking ffs i suppose it would of been cool if there was a decendant of jesus, but then again if there was the muslims would have blown him her up by now
err why?? get your facts right mate. jesus was a prophet in islam aswell.
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Originally Posted by Chip
"right, we've taken over most of the world, im bored now, hmm, heroin, that seems a good idea"
just imagine david cameron ringing bin laden "ozzy mate, you got owt? Bit dry round here"
Old 20-09-2010, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by The Sludge
given the popes visit this weekend, kind of got me thinking a bit deeper...Is there actually a human being walking among us that is the bloodline of Jesus Christ? ??????
He didn't have any kids. So no bloodline.
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
A fake what? It is a shroud?

The tests were carried out on a 'repaired' section of the shroud, and there was a whole lot of oddness going on, so the carbon date tests are hugely unreliable.

I'm not for one second suggesting it is Jesus' shroud, but it is a very interesting relic.
"apparently" it's a picture of a dead bloke who was hung in a window and they used paper to transpose the image (or whatever they do) with a small pin hole, it was down to that leonardo chap who invented the camera

the most telling thing is that the one showing the face side of the body is about a foot longer than the other side and the lengths are all wrong for it to be due to shrinkage of the material, so it's thought that the bloke was hung "wrong" for the original face forward view and "correctly" for the backside image

plus things like the puncture wounds for his crucifixion are apparently in the wrong places according to the acknowledged sources

and it's around 500 years old max due o the matierial being older than the picture that's been put onto it, so that's a bit of a bummer

there was a big show on discovery about it, so it may still be available online somewhere
Old 20-09-2010, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Char1ie
He didn't have any kids. So no bloodline.
Not even a secret love child?

Jesus was a wanker then?
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
What an utterly retarded statement. Of course there's proof. I'm sure the millions of Jews who lost loved ones would love to hear the deaths described as 'speculation'.

can tell your a journalist!
If you'd actually read what i'd said i didn't say the Holocaust didn't happen i said theres no evidence there were gas chambers.

a simple goolgle search confirms this, jeez!
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Originally Posted by FastFordChris
can tell your a journalist!
If you'd actually read what i'd said i didn't say the Holocaust didn't happen i said theres no evidence there were gas chambers.
eh?

There are photographs, there are survivor statements, there are mass graves of people who died by gassing, there are even multiple statements from guards and prisoners who were either employed or forced (or a bit of both!) to run them.

I cant think of many things that have been more proved TBH


a simple goolgle search confirms this, jeez!
I think your google is broken mate

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Originally Posted by jamie's
if mary was a married virgin, why didn't joseph start asking questons?
if my mrs wasn't up for it even after we were married then tells me she was pregnant,
i think she'd be having a little accident down the stairs lol

just shows how far fetched the whole thing realy is, his life story sounds like made up bollocks before he's even born
during that time "virgin" met not married. So mary was simpy pregant but not married. Because sex before marriage barely existed before then, she couldv said, or others said, that it was from god.

So this is the story

Jesus was a bastard born in a shed

just like many chavs

So jesus was the original chav
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
It wasn't 2010 years ago, and nor was he born on 25th December! Those are 'modern day' corruptions.
+1

25th of december was a festival that involved drinking and giving presents (our idea of xmas) but in march there was a festival for the birth of jesus which was strictly religious. The church decided to merge the 2 and now they want to get rid of the drinking and commercialisation of christmas when that's what it originally was
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intresting read

The Holy Bloodline of Jesus is the theory that Jesus Christ had a natural child with Mary Magdalene which was then taken to France, either during Magdalene's pregnancy or as a young child, and whose blood descendants in later centuries founded the Merovingian dynasty of the early kings of France
Old 20-09-2010, 05:01 PM
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...cant you use familytree.com to try and trace back?



Jesus obviously existed, a David Blaine of the time. But it matters not one jot as none of us will know for sure how life began if God existed etc, bit pointless thinking about it, infact its pointless i posted as i just wasted a a few minutes of my life!
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He's not the messiah!
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Originally Posted by Escort-Ian
He's not the messiah!
He's a very naughty boy!





was wating for someone to put that

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