My Orgasm...
28-01-2010, 03:54 PM
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My Orgasm...
Well, what a wet dream I appear to have just had!
And what an almighty orgasm I felt like having!
Just took my car down to my mechanics and oh my....it was like stepping into the perfect dream garage!
The three cars that he had in were enough to make me orgasm....
First up, my dads 1978 Ford Escort MKII Rally Car:
Secondly, a 1981 Ford Capri 2.0 S which is in for resto:
Last but not least, my 1977 Ford Fiesta Sport MKI:
So yeah...ORGASMATRON!
28-01-2010, 03:55 PM
Nice set of car's fella
28-01-2010, 03:56 PM
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.. some nice cars, but perhapts slight exageration
28-01-2010, 03:56 PM
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mmmm i think so too! lovin the escort!!
28-01-2010, 03:57 PM
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They will be nice when they are all together, but dude, orgasm - you need to get out more LOL
28-01-2010, 03:57 PM
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.. some nice cars, but perhapts slight exageration
Haha oh no....not an exaggeration at all
28-01-2010, 04:01 PM
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take that halfords 'sport' badge pf the fiesta DAMN
also yeah deffo an exageration, you'd shit if you saw my old mans warehouse
28-01-2010, 04:02 PM
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mmmm i think so too! lovin the escort!!
Some pictures of the Escort in action:
28-01-2010, 04:03 PM
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take that halfords 'sport' badge pf the fiesta DAMN
also yeah deffo an exageration, you'd shit if you saw my old mans warehouse
I'm afraid it isn't a Halfords badge at all, the Fiesta genuinely is a 1977 "Ford Fiesta HC S"
Lemme see the warehouse then!
28-01-2010, 04:04 PM
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28-01-2010, 04:08 PM
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Wow some mint old skool fords there.
28-01-2010, 04:09 PM
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Haha oh no....not an exaggeration at all
28-01-2010, 04:10 PM
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Yes mate but thats not a genuine ford "S" badge
28-01-2010, 04:15 PM
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Ok....maybe it was an exaggeration! I wouldn't go that far
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Yes mate but thats not a genuine ford "S" badge
Sorry for my ignorance
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28-01-2010, 04:18 PM
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God please bless Dan with more attractive women in his life, with better prespective and please PLEASE sort out his seepage problems too......amen
28-01-2010, 04:22 PM
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do like the escort but its looking a bit far from those pics of it doing its thing
28-01-2010, 04:23 PM
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God please bless Dan with more attractive women in his life, with better prespective and please PLEASE sort out his seepage problems too......amen
+rep for that
<- Oh dear, more seepage!
28-01-2010, 04:25 PM
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I'm afraid it isn't a Halfords badge at all, the Fiesta genuinely is a 1977 "Ford Fiesta HC S"
A Fiesta HCS? Doesn't the HCS bit just refer to the hateful 1.1 / 1.3 pushrod engine?
28-01-2010, 04:30 PM
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LOL. Did you know that you have a G-Spot up your arse? So, you might have another orgasm when you go for a shit later.
28-01-2010, 04:51 PM
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28-01-2010, 05:04 PM
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calm down mate ffs,
most underwhelming post of the year so far for me, was expecting something special
28-01-2010, 05:12 PM
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Wow some mint old skool fords there.
Where?
Crapi looks like its readt for the scrappy!
28-01-2010, 05:13 PM
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Hate to shatter the dream, but it's not HC 'Sport'
http://www.dervman.com/hcsengine.htm
28-01-2010, 05:17 PM
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The HCS (High Compression Swirl) engine was introduced in 1989....this is a 1977 Fiesta and the engine has never been changed...
28-01-2010, 05:21 PM
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So you saw your car and your dads alongside a rotten capri and creamed yourself? Agreed, get the halfords sport badge off!
28-01-2010, 05:57 PM
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i orgasmd wen i saw this
28-01-2010, 06:02 PM
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28-01-2010, 06:06 PM
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this is a worrying thread !
28-01-2010, 06:13 PM
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if you shot your load over that bunch of shitters, you need some serious help!
28-01-2010, 06:18 PM
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To be fair I would be happy to have all of them in my project car queue awaiting restoration, its just the 'orgasm' over-excitement thats worrying.
28-01-2010, 06:53 PM
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Sorry to be a pain in the arse but can someone tell me how to start a new thread..?
28-01-2010, 07:09 PM
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Some pictures of the Escort in action:
Wheres this taken chappy, not round Weeton army barracks on the North West stages was it?
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Sorry to be a pain in the arse but can someone tell me how to start a new thread..?
lol
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Just another 3 old Fords..
28-01-2010, 09:09 PM
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Sorry to be a pain in the arse but can someone tell me how to start a new thread..?
go in to the room you want to start the thread in and in the top left corner between the top banner and the top of the page theres a box that says start thread,click that dude.
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It's easy, you do what YOU did
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28-01-2010, 10:54 PM
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Whoever owns that garage must be a right lazy twat, you seen how untidy it is!
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i orgasmd wen i saw this
aghhhhhhhhh u nob, was saving that load for my birds face
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Whoever owns that garage must be a right lazy twat, you seen how untidy it is!
the garage is appouling and the capri...
28-01-2010, 03:54 PM
My Orgasm...
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