motorway matrix signs
11-11-2009, 06:19 AM
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motorway matrix signs
sometimes useful other times like this morning an absolute waste of our money, Driving along in thick heavy fog , notice a orange flashing glow in the distance get about 20 feet away to see the matrix sign flashing "FOG" no fucking shit sherlock, not like i cant see what i am driving through. fucking dispise these highways agency wankers, waste are taxes on traffic officers which are useless, never needed them in the 60s, 70s, 80,s 90,s so why the fuck do we need these overpaid tossers who feel the need to close a lane everytime a car is broken in the hard shoulder, thats what the bloody hard shoulder is for.
rant over
rant over
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11-11-2009, 06:30 AM
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While you think it's a waste of time, it's trying to put out a message to some thick drivers who doesn't know there's a fog - sad but true.
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11-11-2009, 11:28 AM
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Was foggy this morning on the way to work on A11 & A47 - guess what I saw?
Far too many cars without fog light, but a few of them with NO lights on at all! And it was pretty heavy fog...
Far too many cars without fog light, but a few of them with NO lights on at all! And it was pretty heavy fog...
11-11-2009, 11:35 AM
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If you think Betty Crocker, who is driving along in her little 1.25 Ford Fiesta is going to notice a little sign at the side of the carriageway when she can't even spot the many brake lights ahead of her you are sadly mistaken!
11-11-2009, 11:39 AM
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11-11-2009, 11:44 AM
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Myself and 20 other cars are all doing 85-90mph on the M25 Clockwise just approaching Heathrow, there is a Gantry followed shortly by an unsighted corner followed by an accident, or a stationary que
The gantry is flashing que and we all slow, corner and stop safely
The gantry is unlit and we all come round the corner struggling to stop for the que, there are multiple collisions
11-11-2009, 11:53 AM
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Apply this logic
Myself and 20 other cars are all doing 85-90mph on the M25 Clockwise just approaching Heathrow, there is a Gantry followed shortly by an unsighted corner followed by an accident, or a stationary que
The gantry is flashing que and we all slow, corner and stop safely but not Betty Crocker who is far too busy picking her thong out of her ass.
The gantry is unlit and we all come round the corner struggling to stop for the que, there are multiple collisions including Betty Crocker who is far too busy picking her thong out of her ass.
Myself and 20 other cars are all doing 85-90mph on the M25 Clockwise just approaching Heathrow, there is a Gantry followed shortly by an unsighted corner followed by an accident, or a stationary que
The gantry is flashing que and we all slow, corner and stop safely but not Betty Crocker who is far too busy picking her thong out of her ass.
The gantry is unlit and we all come round the corner struggling to stop for the que, there are multiple collisions including Betty Crocker who is far too busy picking her thong out of her ass.
11-11-2009, 12:23 PM
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11-11-2009, 08:27 PM
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12-11-2009, 07:11 PM
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i hate middle lane hoggers but i also despise twats that put there fog lights on in the summer because they think it looks cool, bmw mini drivers seem to do this alot
12-11-2009, 07:27 PM
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Apply this logic
Myself and 20 other cars are all doing 85-90mph on the M25 Clockwise just approaching Heathrow, there is a Gantry followed shortly by an unsighted corner followed by an accident, or a stationary que
The gantry is flashing que and we all slow, corner and stop safely
The gantry is unlit and we all come round the corner struggling to stop for the que, there are multiple collisions
Myself and 20 other cars are all doing 85-90mph on the M25 Clockwise just approaching Heathrow, there is a Gantry followed shortly by an unsighted corner followed by an accident, or a stationary que
The gantry is flashing que and we all slow, corner and stop safely
The gantry is unlit and we all come round the corner struggling to stop for the que, there are multiple collisions
Sounds like you're the type who hopes there's nothing round the next bend, scary.
12-11-2009, 08:07 PM
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13-11-2009, 06:08 AM
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Apply this logic
Myself and 20 other cars are all doing 85-90mph on the M25 Clockwise just approaching Heathrow, there is a Gantry followed shortly by an unsighted corner followed by an accident, or a stationary que
The gantry is flashing que and we all slow, corner and stop safely
The gantry is unlit and we all come round the corner struggling to stop for the que, there are multiple collisions
Myself and 20 other cars are all doing 85-90mph on the M25 Clockwise just approaching Heathrow, there is a Gantry followed shortly by an unsighted corner followed by an accident, or a stationary que
The gantry is flashing que and we all slow, corner and stop safely
The gantry is unlit and we all come round the corner struggling to stop for the que, there are multiple collisions
they cant drive in a sodding straight line let alone round a bend without crashing
